he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
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just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
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please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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