NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
are you so shy because you have an std?
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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