Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
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