I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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