that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
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Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
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But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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