Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
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That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
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I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Randomize