I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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