I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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