Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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