Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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