I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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