This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
These 19 Teachers Had Very Inappropriate Interactions With Students
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Women Confess 25 Instant Deal-Breakers On A Man’s Dating Profile
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"