it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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