all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
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