Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
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she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
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we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
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