it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
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Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
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I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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