i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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