Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
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the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
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Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
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