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We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
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My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
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please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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