in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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