you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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