can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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