we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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