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• (513): View more from Ohio

  i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth

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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.

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• (903): View more from Texas

  You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him

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• (417): View more from Missouri

  New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.

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• (516): View more from New York

  Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god

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  You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.

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