Buhtt sex?
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
just tell him i said nine months
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
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Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
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well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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