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Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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