school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
The best revenge is premature balding
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
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i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
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Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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