4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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