i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
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im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
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At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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