I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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