Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
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idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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