I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
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Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
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Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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