Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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