North Korea, Best Korea!
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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