and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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