it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
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It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
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I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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