i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
