i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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