There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
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We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
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he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
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I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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