my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
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