Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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