he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
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