I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
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The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
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I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
Randomize