I think I just saw someone hide a body.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
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