R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
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His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
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Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
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