So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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