Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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