No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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