So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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