butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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