Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
Just puked most of my soul out..
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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