Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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