she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
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So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
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"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
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