Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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