forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
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