One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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