ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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